Red Solo Cup

No.

Please.

Please do not make me write about this--for the love of all that is good in this world.

Please do not make me write about the red Starbucks cups that are causing some sort of upheaval among certain, really stupid Christians.

I can't. I can't do this. Hell, I might not even be able to "even." I might start odding all over the place.

1, 3, 5, 7...shit, there it goes!

*Takes deep breath*

There are better things to talk about. Better, more important things to emote from. Better subjects to talk about other than people getting upset that they don't see snowflakes on a Starbucks cup and thinking that snowflakes are a symbol of Christmas.

THERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO TALK ABOUT!

Yup, I'm good. I'm fine. None of this is a problem. Stupid people will die out. Darwin hasn't failed us yet.

Alright.

OK.

Glad that's settled.

- PatInTheHat